Doyley - the answer to Fabio's problem
After Wayne Bridge's 'shock' announcement that his place in the England squad was "now untenable and potentially divisive" (cos JT didn`t say sorry - ahhhh!) and X-rated Ashley`s broken ankle, here at VitalWatford Towers, we've decided there's only one thing for it...
LLOYDINHO FOR ENGLAND
(well, someone had to say it!!!)
Ok, so Mssrs Baines [Everton], Ridgewell [Brum], Warnock [Villa] and even Taylor [Bolton] might have a thing or two to say about it but what harm could there be in promoting Watford`s most unlikely left back as the saviour to all of Fabio Capello`s problems.
A cultured pass & move game, those charges forward, fantastic overlapping ability, unrivalled man marking skills and Lloydy probably doesn`t even know who Vanessa Perroncel is!!!
And, how can we forget, there`s his new found goal scoring record respected across all the leagues….
Doyley is, of course, the answer!
Sure, X-rated Ashley Cole might well be fit enough for South Africa (if someone nicks his phone) and Capello is still "hopeful that [Bridge] will be with us at the World Cup" but we`d advise Fabio to get himself down to WD18 and see for himself…
…though we`d suggest he leave it this weekend as cult hero Doyley might just get the run around from Newcastle`s Argentinian wideman Jonas Gutierrez - and nobody wants to see that!